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B: I made a purchase

H: Oh no, another one? What did you buy?

B: I had to, I had no choice. I was bound and I had no free will.

H: Tell me about it. . .

B: So I was at Costco and was waiting for the pizza I ordered, and I was wandering and perusing the dvd section.

H: Right . . . .

B: So I was going through the Seinfeld bin and they were all $30.99 and I thought to myself "Hey they're like 20 bucks at Wal-mart" so what a rip off, right?

H: Right of course

B: But behold, I saw a sign at the bottom where the seasons 1-7 were on sale for only $15.99.

H: Sweet!

B: So I had to, you see.

H: Of course. What a deal!

B: I know. But then I was so pissed off later.

H: Why? What happened?

B: Well, I went to pick up the pizza with my Seinfeld episodes in tow. And I went to the pickup window. They said it would be ready in 10 minutes and I gave them 17 minutes and 45 seconds. When I came to the window the guy was all like, "Um dude they haven't even started it yet." So I was pissed!

H: I bet. The exact same thing happened to me! I called ahead and showed up 30 minutes later and the guy said he dropped mine on the floor and mine would be ready in about 15 minutes.

B: What an idiot I bet it was the same guy!

H: Probably was.

B: So I was pissed and asked the guy when it would be ready and he said 7 minutes. I told him that was retarded and didn't have 7 minutes. But then the guy actually did something good, he offered me the pizza they had out, and I told him that would be great. So he turned out helpful in fixing the situation. Good guy.

H: Yeah, that was nice of him.

B: But I was pissed.

H: I know.